Day 1 - I really love this new job. Great benefits, good pay, and how many people can say their job involves
vaporizing planets with a giant death ray? I can't wait to destroy my first planet.
Day 2 - I brought up to my superior officer what I thought was a slight oversight in the plans of the Death Star. It
seems there's an exhaust port that leads right to the central power core of the station, and this port is accessible
from the surface. And also - this is the kicker - the port can't be closed. There's no lid. So here's this direct route
to the power core that someone could say, drop a penny into and blow up the entire station. Um, does this strike
anyone else as maybe just a slight design flaw? So I guess they decided to build a trench or something to put it in.
So in essence, leading people right to it? You'd think that this kind of questioning would be welcomed by the
people who run this place, uh no. You shoulda seen my boss flip out and threaten to tell Lord Vader, blah blah
blah. Oh well, I'm sure nothing will come of it.
Day 30 - It was a good day. Had a good lunch, stuffed womprats. Told a funny joke, that was a winner. Oh, and I
blew up Alderan, nice satisfying explosion. Debris everywhere. Maybe I'll rent a movie tonight.
Day 33 - Still no lid on that exhaust port.
Day 47 - Everyone over here's been talking about the Rebels. Seems there's this hidden base around here
somewhere, and they've been throwing these little ships at us. What do they call 'em, Z wings?
Day 442 - Wow, it's bee quite a while since my last entry. Well to recap real quick, I almost lost my job when
those stupid Rebels blew up the Death Star! Can you believe it? It's a good thing I just happened to be on
vacation at the time. Now, back to work on the brand new, top secret Death Star 2.
Day 449 - Well it seems there's another potential flaw in the design that no one has noticed, apparently. There's a
central reactor as before, but this time there's a trench leading right to it from the surface that a saucer shaped
ship could fly through. This seems bad to me, but it appears I'm alone on this one. Considering what happened last
time, I feel I should bring this up with Lord Vader.
This was the last entry.